Stephen Lynch Lyrics
Stephen Lynch Lyrics
"Mixer at Delta Chi Lyrics"
5.45 Lyrics
How can I sit and eat my tea, with all that blood flowing from the television. At a quarter to six, I watch the news,<
How can I sit and eat my tea, with all that blood flowing from the television. At a quarter to six, I watch the news,<
Mixer At Delta Chi - Stephen Lynch
It's College time again
September's almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls
Frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I'm wanting
mixer at Delta Chi
we take some oxycontin
Dave Matthew gettin'
Communique Lyrics
This is slow communique This is slow communique It's a show that I hope you know My opposing say, Why are we
high This is slow communique This is slow communique It's a show that I hope you know My opposing say, Why are we
and then as I undress her
and start my stimulus
she says but wait professor
this wasn't on the syllabus
I'm the bad professor
I'm the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I'm a bad, bad man
Tutor her at my apart
City On Down Lyrics
Well, in the end, my friend, we will all be together again Clutching onto my hand, in a valley we'll stand, just living again
ent Well, in the end, my friend, we will all be together again Clutching onto my hand, in a valley we'll stand, just living again
turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what's your minor got your major in my pants
I love her student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
I hope you've boned up for your midterm
If you wa
The Pilgrim : Chapter 33 Lyrics
See him wasted on the sidewalk in his jacket and his jeans Wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile Once he
t, I can help you cram See him wasted on the sidewalk in his jacket and his jeans Wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile Once he
Don't give a shit about the essay test
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam
I'm a bad professor
that's a blow job reference
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser
I'm a bad, bad man